In which I take a photo every day that I'm 50, and post it here on this blog, with a bit of related blurb.
Showing posts with label toad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toad. Show all posts

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Day 220 - Witches Brew

hide and sneak

Late last night, just after blogging, I found this little intruder, in full camouflage, storming the front door!

He seems to have red eyes, but I think that's an artefact of the camera flash...he is a Common Toad (Bufo bufo) and his eyes should be yellow to golden brown.

He's pictured here on the grotty, grimy concrete path that skirts the outside of our house...and isn't he well matched to it?!    I'm not sure if that's sand all over his head, but it's certainly enabled him to hide on the path very effectively...when I told Anna to come and look, she had no idea what I was gesticulating at, until I got in so close that he realised the game was up, and initiated a hasty retreat.




Little fat, warty thing...brilliant! 

I always used to have a toad living in the garden here, but I hadn't seen one for a few years now.  I'm really pleased that they're still here, although I'm concerned that he's been disturbed by The Cowboy Contractors, as they're now known.

I suppose the pedantic amongst you will be pointing out that these photo's are from last night, not today...well, yes, you're right. 

So continuing our Witches Brew Ingredients theme, here's another member of the creepy crawly genus for your viewing pleasure...


grade f9b+

I think he's just sitting there on this overhung arete (dodgy camera angles notwithstanding) in order to taunt me with his superior climbing skills. 

He's a Giant House Spider (Tegenaria duellica), and is nearly 3 inches from the tip of his highest leg to the tip of his lowest, in this photo. 

He lives in our lounge, normally behind a large wall hanging.  But lately he's built a little web down behind the floor light by the fireplace.  We're happy to have him here, in the hope that he'll take some of the annoying flies we've had in here lately.  

There is at least one beetle hiding away in here too, and sometimes when both the beetle and the spider are out patrolling in the evenings, they almost cross paths...and I find I have a strong sense of morbid curiosity about it...

Will they fight?  Are they competitors rather than predator and prey?  If they do fight, who would win?!   The beetle is chunkier and presumably heavier...but the house spider has good range, good speed and maybe a good bite?

What about Toad vs Spider vs Beetle?!

Hey, at least it's feasible that these creatures could meet up...unlike the usual Tiger vs Shark or Giant snake vs Dinosaur speculative match-ups...

Anyway, my money's on the toad...his weight advantage should outweigh his general blubberiness and lack of weapons.

Though I don't actually want to see them fight...

Why can't they all just get along?

Peace, little dudes!

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Day 136 - Funky Li'l Dude

international toadlet rescue

So this is what Anna calls "work".  

After going in to work early, to attend a meeting to resolve a challenging staffing issue, I then spent a full day in a course on Public Sector Finance and Budgeting...

(I can feel you all falling asleep as I type that...don't panic, I'm moving right along...)

Anna spent the day hunting for snakes, and playing with toadlets and newts.  I think that's right, let me try to recall what she said, exactly...

Loads of work...blah blah...quite stressed....blah blah...SNAKE HUNTING...blah blah, relentless demands...blah blah...RESCUED A TOADLET...blah blah...no time to think....blah blah...GREAT CRESTED NEWTS...long, tiring day...blah blah...

So yeah, I think I was about right, mostly just playing with cute animals. 

Toads are pretty cool, aren't they?  I used to have one living in a hole next to the path in my garden.  If I peered into it, I would see him hunkering down at the bottom, looking up at me.  

Yep, I had a toad in my hole...I'm sure you can all enjoy yourself with that one - you're welcome.

But this was before Anna and the cats lived here (good band name - Anna and the Cats!)...not sure I've seen him since....hmm

Anyway he was a funky li'l dude...he'd come in the house once in a while and freak Bluez out.   
I'd find Bluez in the hall, in a closed loop of barking indignantly at something by his bed, sniffing it, retching at the smell, barking indignantly at it, then sniffing it, retching....and so on. 

Not the sharpest tool in the box, our Bluez...

Next up, Female Great Crested Newts don't seem to have a crest...


show us your crests

What's up with that?!  

I bet if you were a male great crested newt, meeting up with this female having hooked up via an internet dating service, you'd be all like, "Woah dude, wtf?!  Your ad said you had great crests...was that a really old photo, or what?"...

And just to show you that I took a photo myself today too, here is a cool spider web on the privet hedge under our bedroom window.


practising to deceive

The whole hedge was covered with them this morning, and it was foggy and damp too.  I took this photo at around 7.30am, just to get a banker in for the day.  I could have worked with it, had Anna not come up trumps with the amphibian wrangling snaps. 

Apropos of nothing - just to keep you in the loop really (whoever you are)Andy asked an interesting question in the comments on yesterday's blog;

"Actually, I WAS wondering how you were going to crank up without annoying the neighbours, which I'm sure you don't want to do."

I bet you don't even know why that's an interesting and insightful question!  It is though, isn't it Andy?   I'm going to address that tomorrow, I think.

(psst, everyone else...I apologise in advance for tomorrow's geeky blog post about how to get  a decent guitar sound indoors - it's Andy's fault, blame him...)

Then he asked, "Why has the prove you're not a robot thing changed from legible numbers to the usually indecipherable letters I wonder." the answer to which escapes me (and to be honest the question mostly escapes me too).

Andy concludes this literally wonderful post by helpfully pointing out that "That's two wonders"

I presume he's talking about the act of wondering, rather than the word wonder...cos there's three of those...

Just sayin'...